Because we all need resolutions

Because as the Mail pointed out half a billion times we never see them through so here’s mine

1) Not drink fosters Lager:- Carry on from last year, successful then, and I don’t intend to rape my tastebuds for a while
2)Find a Job:- There’s half a century of applications “Pending” so one of these has to pay off also the next ones are pretty much dependent on this
3) Finally learn to drive
4) Holiday somewhere nice
5) If I have a spare £1,500 buy that bottle of whiskey, then complain that it tastes a bit “five hundredy”
6) Give up smoking :- Since I don’t smoke that’s one ticked off right away

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