It’s not like I waved the shaved pussy in her face is it?

Viz, come on we all love it, it’s like the doodles you did in the back of your text books but with less testicles. It’s my not so secret shame however the proprietor of a certain newsagents in Durham city, in the Bus station and sounds like mcshmolls decided that every magazine that isn’t “psychic weekly” or “heat” belongs on the top shelf except oddly enough the “nuts and zoo” for the less enlightened pervert. So imagine my sheer sense of awkwardness as I reached to get Viz and a copy of Private Eye only to find the former lodged behind issues of “shaved” and one who’s title was blocked out by the wee opaque bit of plastic. What made this far worse was the dear old lady who was stood next to me as I rifled through the porn to get to the copy which was high enough that my 6foot height was barely enough to reach it. Before loudly proclaiming “A-ha got you you bugger” which didn’t go down well with the woman who was already praying for my obviously damned soul.

To make it worse to my right was a young(ish) mother with her young child looking quizzically as these tits were looming from the top shelf as I accidentally knocked a copy of “Norks monthly” or whatever onto the floor mercifully missing his head by inches.  Having finally caught the copy I was after I then rather awkwardly moved over to the counter where I got yet another funny look as if to say “seedy pervert” while she got a look of “why the f*ck would you put it next to that”

 

Then again this is the same place that has New scientist in the same place, maybe they thought it was Nude scientist.


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